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Sep 18th at 3AM / via: knifegarden / op: renfamous / 99,129 notes

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”


Sep 18th at 3AM / via: knifegarden / op: fingerblaster113 / 854,303 notes

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay


Sep 18th at 3AM / via: knifegarden / op: hinatasa / 6,179 notes

Sep 18th at 3AM / via: adam-rikard / op: bananapolisher / 416,766 notes

bananapolisher:

dave


Sep 18th at 3AM / via: dismater / op: westernkanye / 907,635 notes

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman


Sep 18th at 3AM / via: aarvb / op: burgrs / 34,001 notes

Sep 18th at 3AM / via: aarvb / op: channelmodern / 24,620 notes

channelmodern:

#it is not a true otp unless they have tried to kill each other at least once


the best swedish insults

useless-swedenfacts:

  • skitstövel = shit boot
  • träskalle = wood head
  • puttefnask = no direct translation; a physically small prostitute
  • snorvalp = snot puppy

Sep 18th at 3AM / via: knifegarden / op: rosaparking / 81,109 notes

citgo:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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Sep 18th at 3AM / via: cosplay-gamers / op: aidn / 114,893 notes

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A